Which the Slowest Snail on the Gridiron?
It's tough to crown a single snail as the slowest in the gridiron league. These escargot athletes are known for their glacial pace, making it hard to definitively rank them. Some might say that quarterback Sammy, with his slo-mo advances, is the prime candidate. But don't underestimate Randy the defensive lineman, who consistently drags behind on e